So I am doing a security course right now, which will be officially finished after I write my exam on the 9th; however, I do plan on partying after the 4th. Whenever any appreciable location and time is convenient for any of those that want to rip shit up, let me know.

I think it's safe to say that it's true.

I must admit; Clerks 2 was pretty damn good. Except for one disturbing scene, it kicked ass. 3.5/4 stars.

As I was walking home from a long day of Umpiring, some fuck in the passenger's seat of a white chevy yelled, "you dirty fuck man whore" as the car was driving away. I was listening to my mp3 player at the time, so I dind't have enough time to react with similar verbal abuse. I'd like to see that fuck say that to me face-t0-face. Fuckin' prick ass mother fucker.

Oh yeah, weed rules.

Had a cricket game today--we won.  I rule.  fuck you all.  good night.





20 dollar hollars, all day, everyday
Come around my way, we gone want to stay
Weed makes me
hungry, happy, and all I can say
Sure I need some more
Don't make me wait, stay awake, fake sleep,
got the
weed between the sheets
Catch me
Mary jane bless me
Open up the dime, stimulate your mind, slide my thumb up the
blunt
Open up to what you find in mara....juana
i've never been in high times (lovin' them high
times)
I never been in high times (but could you tell
me)
Am I high enough (am I high enough)
Am I high
enough 

being horny and hungry is where it's at. Though I already ate, I am still horny, though less so than before. I love being intoxicated while staring at massive tits. I never thought of myself as a tit-man, only an ass-man. But I wanted to bone those tits just as much as I told her I wanted to while I was ripped. hydro, bitch.

Clerks 2 will have to wait, people. Tomorrow I have an interview at 3:30..then I have to work on a project-presentation with my group; afterwards, get high and drunk and then over the weekend, completely busy. The movie might have to wait till next friday or this coming up monday. Which time is better for everyone that's interested?

Just because I like tits

I want to fuck this bitch

I am planning on seeing "Clerks 2" on opening day, July 21st. Who's in?

Fucking Neivy is such a whore, lol. Holy shit..the bitch calls me up at 10 in the fucking morning--effectively ruining my sleep--to talk. I thought it was kinda nice that she decided to call after avoiding all my calls. It's not like I ever wanted to talk to her in the first place; I just felt somewhat obligated from time to time (once every month) to check up on her. She'd call once in a while as well, conveniently when I was busy. Well, she tells me about a lot of her bullshit, which I really just didn't give a shit for, but then towards the end of the conversation, she asks me if I can get access to a car for the day. I figured that the last few times that we couldn't hang out together was because I couldn't get access to a car and she, being a stupid bitch, didn't want to take the bus to hang out as such--which was fine. So I told her that I had a cricket game today (which we ended up losing) and couldn't do so.

Upon then asking her if she had wanted to hang out, the bitch had something really irritating to say.

Neivy:"yeah, we can hang out too, actually I was planning on seeing some apartments for my sister and me to rent , and since I don't want to ask my parent, I didn't have a ride."

GreatOne: I see (you fucking bitch ass whore); well sorry, too bad I have the game and all.

Neivy: yeah...hey, my sister is on the other line, I'll call you right back

Naturally she never did and I am glad becuase she's a boring bitch. I will so never answer her fucking calls again. Dumb cunt.

Ronaldinho: Touch of Gold

wow, just fucking wow. Some say it's a fake, but most of them can barely speak english, so fuck them.

Well I downloaded and watched Superman returns, and despite the blatantly poor quality of file, I'd say it was a very enjoyable movie. I thought the guy that played Lex Luther did an absolutely amazing job; he was easily the best part of the movie. Like with most movies, however, I pretty much predicted the majority of what entailed. I knew the kid was superman's right when he was introduced in his first scene in the office. I knew that the movie would end with Superman leaving after some generalized ambiguity.

I definitely loved the action sequences though; I am not much on action sequences these days, since I've seen it all before, and essentially, will see it over and over again--but it was fun while it happened. The guy that played superman looked the part but his acting was a bit less-than-lustrous for my liking. I thought Kal Penn's role was totally unnecessary. He totally didn't fit the one-of-the-bad-guy's-accomplices role and the fact that he was in the movie, made me want more of it than just a mono-syllabic line or two, here and there.

Overall, I give it 3/4 stars.

Since it was discussed on Andrew's blog, I will basically elaborate on the statements and share some of my own on SH (super hero) movies in general.

1. Batman Begins (by far the best out of the lot)
2. Spiderman 2 (great movie, but the fun leaks out the more you watch it)
3. Superman Returns.
4.X-men 2 (awesome movie, but a bit boring at times)
5. Spiderman 1 (good movie, but the fun really leaks out the more you watch it)


Notable mentions goes solely to Hellboy, which was actually a pretty decent movie except for the ending. Most other SH movies sucked, imo.

Sometimes, after a long hard day of playing sports, there's nothing better than taking one long ass shit. Man that felt great.

Sliced

This is freakin awesome.

A bit crude, but humorous, never the less. Watch when alone, or with girlfriend--preferrably when boning.

link


Crazy Japanese.

It has come to my attention that not everyone has a blogger account and as a result are not able to comment away. So I've enabled it such that everyone (including anonmyous) can comment; however, I would prefer it if you left your name when commenting anyways (just so that you're not a bitch/prick). I've also removed the word verification.

This will be the final video that I post from the osoyoos trip, most likely.

yet another one...I will post probably one or two more. So yeah..enjoy.

another osoyoos video that actually made me laugh my ass off. Listen to the conversation; if you don't pick it up right away, view it again--it's hilarious. oh kyle.

okay, so perhaps I am a bit addicted to vlogging. Well, a few weeks ago, I had been looking through my old osoyoos videos that never actually ended up being published on my blog, so I figured I'd post a few from that auspicious time for the sake of it. It might take a few minutes for the video to be fully published on you-tube, but rest assured, it was successfully uploaded.

The first clip will be of manjinder's shorts.

Vlog is a pretty stupid word, but then again, knowing North Americans, it will invariably get added to the dictionary. That being said, here entails my first vlogging experience:

Having the best fucking slurpee ever. Watermelon blue, mixed with Vanilla coke, mixed with some red-cherry stuff. It fucking rules.

Onto other news, I am getting a good impression that Anson Carter will not be signed by the Canucks.

The spiderman 3 trailer kicks major ass; hopefully the movie will kick just as much ass when it launches.

Spiderman 3 - Trailer

Now aside from the indubious alliteration as aforementioned, it's a fact. If I wanted a fucking cunt-faced whore to nag me 24/7 while gossiping to her friends about how well she should be treated, I'd cut my own penis off, rather than suffer her bullshit.

So I finally beat heroes V today. The ending is a bit disappointing, but overall, the game kicked ass. I guess I can start playing the scenarios now.

I think Canada day is pretty stupid to be honest. It's just an occasion to get drunk, have unprotected sex and cum on stupid girls' faces while sporting a giant, red hat with a symbol of the Canadian flag. That being said, I am bitter that I am not part of it.

Mega fine bitches at the Jazz festival that I think only I noticed. Mainly becuase Nate and Justin weren't paying attention, and with Reuben being all gay, how could it have possibly benefited him.

Man that one bitch had nice tits and a fine ass. p-fucking-zone.

So there I was on the skytrain and since it was Canada day and all, the skytrain was packed at Granville. So I squeeze myself in and Manu and Himesh squeeze themselves in as well. Then this hot asian chick also tried to get in just in time. Well, she got completely squeezed in directly infront of me with her tits smushed right against my manly chest. Her hand was also stuck between our bodies down south.

So basically, her hand is jammed right inbetween her vagina and my cock. She's trying to fiddle her hand out of it but can't because it's lodged. So her hand keeps rubbing (and even groping, to some extent) my cock, which was getting hard but I kept it under control, because I rule. Not like I cared or anything; I just wanted to fuck her in the ass and Jizz on her face. Call me crude, because I am, and you can kiss my ass.

I am hungry as fuck. I want to eat 5 fucking cows. Kill them all; turn them into beef patties and serve them to my gastric juices. Feed me, motherfuckers.