All right fag-fuckers and rug munchers. I said I was on TV and I have the proof. CBC did an exclusive on the work that I've been a part of for the police training program (POPAT and PARE) for The VPD and RCMP, respectively. Everything is pretty much detailed in the video of what I've been doing for the past 3 months. It mainly shows what gets done and usually that's me helping them do most of their routines. They didn't have as much of me in the video as I had initially expected, but still, something is better than nothing.

Here's the video:

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apparently I was on TV, but still have yet to confirm it. Can anyone confirm it?

It irritates me to no end how you cocksuckers keep talking about facebook. "facebook is awesome man, do you have it?", "facebook rules, let me add you" "facebook facebook facebook". Fuck you, you frigid facebook fuck-facing faggots. Waste of time. I just wanted to post that alliteration. I thought it had a nice ring to it.

fuck-face-book.

Just had my wisdom teeth removed on the left side of my mouth about an hour ago. It doesn't feel all that great, but the freeze hasn't worn off yet. So that basically means that it's going to be pure shit for the next week or so. The only shitty part is that I am starving and I can't eat anything without feeling like shit or swallowing more of my blood. Blood tastes awful, I can tell you that.

I've been playing far too much heroes 2, lately. As much fun as the game is, there are noticeable problems with the game that was later fixed upon in heroes 3 that actually make the game a lot better. For instance, any piece of shit hero can use the berserker spell on 100 crusaders and make me take out 1/3 of my titan army, of which of course, will retaliate and take out 1/3 of my crusader army. Also, the dimension door tactic can be used as many times as possible, providing your hero has enough movement points and/or mana. This could've been remarkably frustrating had the AI been the slightest bit intelligent. I know, Justin, that's the "fun" in all of it. I just think it's stupid. Great game, though.

battle of the bands was fucking awesome. It's a damn shame we didn't get to stick around to see all 6 bands. We (Reuben, Maybelle and I) left halfway through the first song by the 5th band, and they were awesome. Drasis fucking owned, while Retrofire kicked some major ass as well. If I had to choose--and for the record, I have already chosen--I say Drasis takes home the grand prize. That being said, Retrofire comes in close second. I am currently listening to Drasis' CD and it fucking hauls ass. Anyone who wants to listen to their songs, ask me on msn, and I shall send.

I just watched Snow Cake and it was awesome. It's very low-key and very character-based. It's somewhat maddening at times but damn is it powerful. And yes, it does have an actual snow-cake as that from Reuben's blog. Though the movie is hardly about that, it's still an incredible movie.

I've been pretty sore for the last few weeks, ever since I injured my iliopsoas muscle (lower abdominal area) on my right side. Too many injuries being experienced for my own liking, but I digress.

I've been skipping a lot of classes lately, or as my mom would say, "playing truant". I rather prefer a sophisticated description for an act of delinquency.

My friend called me in the middle of class to tell me that his parents found 6 pounds of weed in their secondary house (The house that they rented out to his friends) while cleaning it up after they vacated. It was rather amusing because just before his dad found it, he claimed that all the money his friends made was "dirty money" (said in a thick Indian accent). They kept claiming it was his, while turning the scenario into a fiasco. He somehow convinced them otherwise, and was able to return the weed back to his friend. Dunno how he pulled that off, but at least he saved himself around 10 grand of having to pay his friend back for that. I know it's stupid, but still, that's pretty scary for many reasons.

And I use half-wit as the utmost of understatements. It's difficult to delineate exactly how stupid this cunt is. I mean, she's divinely dumb. I watched a plethora of her segments on you-tube and man is she ugly (no pun intended). No, but seriously, she is ugly. She could make a strap-on go limp. I wonder what she looks like when she takes off that skin off her face at night. She is neither man nor woman. Okay, enough about her shameful aesthetics.

I first viewed some videos about her horribly ambiguous comments regarding excerpts from her book. One that she plagiarized over 5 different passages about crap. If you're going to plagiarize, at least steal from interesting sources, you vapid whore. Actually no, she's not vapid, she's anything but; however, she reeks of inanity and incoherence.

I had more to say, but now I've calmed down. Fucking worthless dyke. Yeah, she hates lesbians too.

Well, Reuben and I went to see Children of men on Saturday and it was a pretty damn good movie. I have a few qualms with the movie, but nothing significant. Overall, the concept was excellent and the execution, almost on par with said concept.

Afterwards, we came across this Indian (perhaps fijian guy) who approached us and started speaking to us in hindi. He said something along the lines of "bhaiya, zindagi mein, hum lakdi kaat kar, chudi banaate hain" (in life, we cut the wood in order to make contraptions for ourselves, brother). He did this whilst showing me a carved up wooden mini-machete like contraption that he had just come up with. I labeled him insane. He asked us to by him a cheeseburger, so I just gave him $1.25 in change so that he'd leave us alone. Worthless bum. I liked that machete-like contraption, though. I wanted it.

On my way back home at the Broadway skytrain station, this drunk 17 year old was getting arrested for being a cocksucker. He took a swing at an 0ff-duty cop, who instantly cuffed his candy ass. The shit-faced kid threatened to sue the cop, naturally, as any delinquent with a similar demeanor would have, as well. I watched this little fiasco continue for a few more minutes, and then headed off home.

Someone apparently committed suicide at the Granville skytrain station while jumping onto the tracks just before the train got there. This was the second medical emergency in one week at that station. I presume both cases were suicides, as a plethora of people were speculating in the skytrain that we were held at. Not many people seemed that concerned that it was a suicide, they were more in a hurry (like me) to get to their destination. I did, however, feel some remorse for those people and their families, presuming said speculations are true.

That all in all was a relatively mediocre day.

bukkake.