Jaded

Friday, March 23, 2007

facebook sucks!

It irritates me to no end how you cocksuckers keep talking about facebook. "facebook is awesome man, do you have it?", "facebook rules, let me add you" "facebook facebook facebook". Fuck you, you frigid facebook fuck-facing faggots. Waste of time. I just wanted to post that alliteration. I thought it had a nice ring to it.

fuck-face-book.

// posted by Gautam @ 12:44 AM

Comments:

Shouldn't it be "face-fucking faggots" rather than "fuck-facing faggots"? Just a thought.

# posted by

Jamieson : 1:32 PM

You know, if Gautam were a woman, these posts would coincide with his menstrual cycle.

# posted by

Rohbit : 4:44 PM

I'm going to try my best not to cave into this facebook thing.

# posted by

m : 8:36 PM

well, I meant to say "fuck-face faggots", but I got mixed up.

Lick my balls

yeah, it was quite bad, but not nearly as bad as I've seen, sadly.

facebook is lame; don't cave in.

# posted by

Gautam : 10:33 PM

If Gautam were a woman, his menses would coincide with mine... UTTER FURY. Anyways, I think facebook is a waste of time - will be deleting it soon.

# posted by

Melba Toast : 10:39 PM

Gautam doesn't have time for facebook. He's too busy choking on cock.

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:41 PM

And anonymous has returned. Probably wanting a piece of me. Though this time, it's a different anonymous. One that likes cock.

# posted by

Gautam : 4:47 PM

You know I was 100% with you, untill this morning when a friend of mine loged in and showed me some of its features, now I am having secong thoughts.
I might even cave.

# posted by

Mohsin : 3:09 PM

gautam might even cave too.......cave out some guy's ass with his cock!

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:43 PM

I hate to side with an anonymous poster, but this one's pretty funny. LOL.

# posted by

Jamieson : 6:00 PM

anonymous wants my cock in his mouth. I am flattered, but I'll have to pass.

# posted by

Gautam : 8:12 PM

would anyone anywhere ever really want gautam's cock in their mouth? chances are it would get stuck between some poor sap's teeth. You'd have to try to floss it out or use a toothpick to wedge it loose. the "Gautam interactive experience" is probably akin to eating spaghetti noodles or chewing on steamed baby carrots

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:38 PM

Size doesn't matter when you're into the cock. Clearly you want some. Let's set a time and date and get it over with, fag.

# posted by

Gautam : 12:44 AM

I bet you'd love to take it up the ass Gautam.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:17 PM

damn you imposter! how dare ye sully my name. You have tarnished my identity, much like Gautam has tarnished the rectal fortitude of many young boys

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:23 PM

for the record, i'm in no way affiliated with either "Anonymous" posters

# posted by

almost anonymous : 5:04 PM