Fuck, working in a hotel blows. Especially for graveyard shifts. There's like absolutely no one there except other hotel personnel, so I can't shirk any work, and I actually have to do all my rounds fully. Everything is computerized so they will always know where I've been doing my rounds. Fucking pricks. There was this one white chick with the cooking staff; I wanted to bone her so hard. At one point I was compelled to go over to her, throw her onto a large pile of onion sacks, and fuck her brains out. The guy training me is an absolute tool. Sure he's knowledgable about the area, but he's also oh so fucking pedantic. Fucking sticklers, I hate them all.

I am exhausted.