Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Evolution of Dance and needing a break.
Well yesterday I spent a lot of timestudying so I took several breaks in which I watched cricket, ate 5 massive whoppers in 10 minutes (beat that you fucks!) made a music video which blows since my mad skillz in adobe premiere just suck, but I'll get it done somehow you discouraging bastards; watched porn, then some you-tube; masturbated to said porn and then came.
So today I had my 4th midterm in 5 days, and well, it was okay. It could've been a lot better had I actually given a shit about it, but all is well that ends...oh who am I kidding..nothing is well and you are all whores.
Kyle's blog post is the funniest fucking thing I've read in ages (as far as blogs are concerned). I know I've already mentioned this many times, but fuck it--it was fucking gold!
Speaking of, and with, relation to kyle's post, I did see these two hot fucking ass-fuckworthy bitches on the skytrain today and since I was in a sleepy mood, it did nothing else but perk me up. God I was so fucking horny; I just thought I'd mention that since that is how my blog is represented--bone it! Bone it in the ass!
I hate people who ask questions. Any type of question-asking is stupid. If you ask questions, it means that you don't know; if you don't know, then you're an idiot. If you're an idiot, then it's pointless to exist, therefore, don't ask questions, buuut chances are you're stupid anyways.
This stupid girl beside me on the bus was talking today. I dunno what it is, but certain people shouldn't be talking. No, not about anything specific or intelligent, I mean "not talking" at all, ever. She was extremely stupid and ditzy. She wasn't hot either, becuase then I could've envisioned myself shutting her up with my cock--cock and balls preferrably.
Dunno what else to say; I hate my anatomy class; well the lab anyways I think is shit.
I find this hilarious, so I shall post away.
Well yesterday I spent a lot of time
So today I had my 4th midterm in 5 days, and well, it was okay. It could've been a lot better had I actually given a shit about it, but all is well that ends...oh who am I kidding..nothing is well and you are all whores.
Kyle's blog post is the funniest fucking thing I've read in ages (as far as blogs are concerned). I know I've already mentioned this many times, but fuck it--it was fucking gold!
Speaking of, and with, relation to kyle's post, I did see these two hot fucking ass-fuckworthy bitches on the skytrain today and since I was in a sleepy mood, it did nothing else but perk me up. God I was so fucking horny; I just thought I'd mention that since that is how my blog is represented--bone it! Bone it in the ass!
I hate people who ask questions. Any type of question-asking is stupid. If you ask questions, it means that you don't know; if you don't know, then you're an idiot. If you're an idiot, then it's pointless to exist, therefore, don't ask questions, buuut chances are you're stupid anyways.
This stupid girl beside me on the bus was talking today. I dunno what it is, but certain people shouldn't be talking. No, not about anything specific or intelligent, I mean "not talking" at all, ever. She was extremely stupid and ditzy. She wasn't hot either, becuase then I could've envisioned myself shutting her up with my cock--cock and balls preferrably.
Dunno what else to say; I hate my anatomy class; well the lab anyways I think is shit.
I find this hilarious, so I shall post away.
Comments:
I work with guys who would go to McDonalds on their bikes and come back with 2 cheeseburgers, 2 junior chicken burger, a quarter pounder, a Big Mac, large fries and a drink and STILL have some room left for dessert. It's fucking craizee.
Since asking questions is stupid I'm gonna ask a question. You always rant and rave about these hot girls and such on the bus and how they should be fucked by you or shut up(ed) by your cock and/or your balls. My questions is have you ever gotten laid?
Since asking questions is stupid I'm gonna ask a question. You always rant and rave about these hot girls and such on the bus and how they should be fucked by you or shut up(ed) by your cock and/or your balls. My questions is have you ever gotten laid?
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: 9:50 PM
: 9:50 PM
Reuben: yes, agreed.
Kyle: it was actually around 12 minutes, but I didn't keep official count, so I kept it as 10. that and to make it sound cooler.
Angie: shut yo' mouth woman. :D
Kyle: it was actually around 12 minutes, but I didn't keep official count, so I kept it as 10. that and to make it sound cooler.
Angie: shut yo' mouth woman. :D
Angie, Gautam's blogsona (blog+persona) is the unhinged Id of every man. This blog is a satire in the sense that it's the complete opposite of what most "decent" people would say/write about.
Gotta agree w/ Reuben, that vid was HILARIOUS!
At first I thought it was that breakdancing video, and I was all, yeah that's so old... but clicked it, and it was nothing but awesome!
At first I thought it was that breakdancing video, and I was all, yeah that's so old... but clicked it, and it was nothing but awesome!
thanks man. Yeah, when I was 12 years old, I had like 8 cheeseburgers and I still wasn't full. That's how lame those things were. Whoppers used to be a bit bigger about 5 years back; now, the surface area remains the same, but it's a bit thinner, with more of other stuff.
The trick is to get right to the point of hunger where your stomach doesn't start growling, but really wants to. At that point, you can eat the most. I downed about 3 1/2 before realizing it might've been a mistake. I struggled through the 4th and dunno how I made it down to the 5th, but yeah, I was done at that point.
The trick is to get right to the point of hunger where your stomach doesn't start growling, but really wants to. At that point, you can eat the most. I downed about 3 1/2 before realizing it might've been a mistake. I struggled through the 4th and dunno how I made it down to the 5th, but yeah, I was done at that point.
I'm crazy impressed with the whopper eat-age in such a short period of time! I've eaten 2 feet of subway in a single sitting... but 5 whoppers in 10 minutes is a freaking lot, mang.
lol
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