So there I was yesterday, shoveling my driveway, when this crackhead starts laughing at me whilst I was shoveling. I wanted to shovel her underneath the piles of snow and then piss on it, but decided against it.

My power went out yesterday while i was jacking off to porn--it was not a fair fight. I was too impatient to wait for the power to come back on, so I finished up and passed out. God hates me.

SFU is cancelled today, which means there should/will? be less material on the finals. Hooray for snow. No, jk, I hate snow.

Lick my scrotum.