Lol, 'for some unknown reason, I decided to be an asshole...' From what I have read on your blog Guatam... You are an asshole, it's not a conditional thing it seems.

Working on your self-esteem might be a good first step, instead of demoralizing other people to make yourself feel like a man.

Just FYI.
 

I will NOT turn off the music =D! but I might change it. soon.

Unless I'm in an extraordinarily forgiving mood, I always walk like that - pummelling myself by the slower people.
 

Yeah, Gautam. Mai's a real asshole when she walks. She almost crippled her uncle once.
 

You're right anonymous, I am an asshole. Perhaps I do treat people unfairly to gain an pseudo-edge in self-esteem. You know what though? To characterize me and sum up my persona based on some internet gibberish, while spelling my name incorrectly, truly displays how much you know. Also, your dastardly approach to the situation does portray quite a bit about yourself, Anonymous. That and perhaps I hit a soft spot when I called your girlfriend a whore. ;)

Sorry Mai, but I was in an off mood yesterday, so I tried listening to some good ol' living end while checking blogs and your music interfered with it. So yeah.
 

I like the asshole version of Gautam, so long as its wrath is not directed at me.
 

Not that I could make a sound argument, but I don't think there's a definitive trend in the self-esteem of assholes.
 

You fancy yourself quite the Sherlock Holmes eh? Well try again. I'm just a reader, from time to time, who kinda just wondered if you liked hearing yourself talk like, and be an asshole to people. But as long as you realize that yourself, then I guess you're going to continue being like that because it gets you more attention with this 'internet jibberish.'
 

Yeah that'd be really annoying, you surely can't mix the beatles and living end. I have low internet connection, so other people's music never interferes with what I'm listening to.
 

Be that as it may, Anonymous; You're a coward and your writing is the literary equivalent of feces.
 

Anonymity of comments, is a right that you bestow on your readers, Gautam.

And everyone is entitled to their 'dastardly' ways, as you of all people have shown...

Later.
 

I don't comment anonymously. What do you have to hide? afraid that I'll berate you endlessly for your cowardice? Being chicken-shit doesn't warrant any respect. You should loathe yourself to death.
 

You could always disable anonymous comments so tools like this have to reveal a little something about themselves.
 

Well, you're already berating me for my 'cowardice' endlessly, so not much would change there. And I feel the same way about you with regard to 'deserving respect.' I don't desire respect from someone who ,honestly, doesn't give me any reason to believe they deserve it.

No one can vouch for your anonymous usage but you. So if you say so... but you say a lot of 'colourful' things.

So, from a coward to an asshole, good day.
 

You see, Jamieson, I keep the anonymous-commenting option available strictly for those that do not wish to create a blogger account, but would still like to comment.

What reason is there to give you respect, Anon? You come onto my blog and insult me through your presumptuous ways and expect respect from it? I don't know who you are, but anyone that I know, personally, in real life, I give absolute respect to them. To those that I don't know, personally, I may, however, at times, show disrespect, but it's not a consistent thing.

As for you, you fucking mongoloid, I think it's a lot better to be an internet-asshole, than to be a coward. At least, I get a lot of respect from my actual friends. No one would have respect for a coward in any medium--whore.
 

Lol, I can't believe you used the:

"Anonymity of comments, is a right that you bestow on your readers, Gautam."

That's the lamest excuse ever. That's like people who say despicable things and then try to justify it by saying, "This is a democracy, I have a right to free speech.

And to anonymous, since you're obviously against revealing who you are, atleast let us know if you're a troll or someone who is actually linked to our little clique somehow.

Also, it seems to me that alot of people fail to understand Gautam's blog. Maybe you actually NEED TO KNOW him personally to understand the nuances in his posts (yes, there are many nuances to his blog posts).

First off, I've known Gautam longer than any of you have and am probably the best external judge of his character.

What he does in this blog is he presents his Id (and essentially the Id of almost every guy) in an overblown and unabashedly crude and graphic manner for the world -- more accurately his group of friends -- to see. When he says, "I wanted to fuck her in the ass!" in regards to some hot girl, it's akin to when most guys would say, "I wanted some of that!”; 'scuse him for not using a lame euphemism.

This blog is, as I've said MANY times before, a caricature of his actual personality. Yes, there are aspects of his personality that are very assholeish (I made a word!), but that doesn't meant that he's always an asshole or that it's his dominant trait. For example, I am usually a jovial, amiable guy, but I can also be an asshole -- like every other guy. All it takes is the right mix of shitty circumstances to set me off.

The first thing I asked myself when I read this post is: What caused this? This isn't normal behaviour for Gautam, contrary to what you believe. Of course, using MY IMPRESSION of you from "what I've read" in YOUR comments, you seem to believe everything you read and enjoy taking things at face value and the concept of questioning the ‘why’ instead of presuming you know it and judging is an entirely foreign concept to you. Oh, for future reference, it’s called ‘empathy’; you might want to wiki it sometime.

All this being said, you, Anonymous, lack the grounds to attack him the way you have. Based on what I've read in this post, you seem like a cowardly, presumptuous, know-it-all -- hey, some of these things add up to ‘ASSHOLE’. But hey, I wouldn't be surprised if you aren't a cowardly, presumptuous, know-it-all in real life and are actually a lovable teddy bear who loves puppies, kittens, baby seals and other fuzzy cute things. Hell, maybe you, Gautam, Jamieson, Andrew, Mai and I could all hang out and drink bubble tea whilst taking sticky pictures of ourselves making embarrassingly cute faces in some one-dollar photo booth at Aberdeen Centre; but I'm sorry I REFUSE to believe this since after all, your track record shows you to be a deplorable person.

It's too bad. I really like sticky pictures.
 

Way to defend, Reuben - I don't know anyone well enough to get in the middle of this, but I feel obliged to pay some respect to the following fine insults of Shakespearean calibre:

"As for you, you fucking mongoloid.."

"You should loathe yourself to death."

"You're a coward and your writing is the literary equivalent of feces."

ZING!
 

whoa these are long comments.
In the end, words are just words. Over the internet, we sometimes tend to be a little overconfident (and sometimes adopt alter egos). Unless it's a personal attack threatening a person's safety in real life, the content in blogs is really just personal space - we're all entitled to personal opinion.
 

Hello Jeff,

I am sorry to say this, but you are an asshole, contrary to what your little clique thinks. All this built up sexual frustration isn't going to help. You need to pop your virginity quickly. Rohbit, before you jump to defend your boyfriend, I do know Jeff personally. You may claim to not be a virgin, but we all know that's a lie: you don't have a younger sister. Maybe that special day will come, when an actual transvestite will want to sleep with you. But who am I kidding, you need free time to pick up women. And we all know with all the time you spend masturbating, watching porn, and masturbating again (with your mom in the next room) that day will never come.
 

Hahahaha. Actually, I don't masturbate nearly as often as you've oh-so eloquently mentioned. I only proclaim to do so since masturbatory-chatter is funny. I am quite certain I know who this mysterious poster is, and I will clarify it soon enough.

But since we're on the subject of insulting one another. Anonymous, you shriveled up twat, I hope your mother gets anally raped by an aroused horse while castrating your insignificant manhood.
 

Wouldn't it be more gratifying to call Gautam an asshole in person?
 

Cowards don't like confrontation; They just wallow in their own ineptitude.
 

It should be noted, amongst this confusion and name calling, that the anonymous post starting with "Hello Jeff," is an entirely different anonymous than the one who posted all the anonymous comments previous.

Just wanted to clear that up.

And for the record, sticky pictures are indeed, awesome.
 

So we have two cowardly anonymous posters? INTERESTING!
 

Nothing is wrong with anonymous posting, Kyle. But if some cock sucker comes onto your blog and calls you an asshole, and doesn't leave a name, well, that's just shit. Anyone that calls me an asshole will be berated, and they'd better show an identity--fag fuckers.