I don't see the point in blogger being accessed through google, but it did remove the "beta" underneath of it, so perhaps there is a significant point it tried to make. That being said, I don't care.

Now a while back, I had written a post about all the blogs that I read and the proprietors of said blogs. I was, perhaps, a bit harsh, and since I am bored, I will write up another one, but being more fair, or so I hope (hehe, yeah right). This will go out to blogs that I not only read, but have read in the past, at some point or another. So here goes yet another list of miscellaneous trash:

1. You have a lot to learn, especially if you're going to improve at what you're doing. When you laugh, sometimes it feels fake, but perhaps I am just imagining things. You definitely need to get something off of your chest, because it's not healthy, dude. Even if you can't see it, yet.

2. Well, I am surprised you have any friends at all; you seem to be the most boring person alive. You are boring me right now and I can't even see you. I am glad you got what you deserved, whore. I find you vapid and lethargic. I guess you have some attractive qualities, but they're all superficial, and just barely. I am bored just writing about you, but only continue to do so because others will find it funny, cunt.

3. Some say you are intuitive and insightful, I disagree. I think you are loud and obnoxious, though you are a good person at heart, but then again, so are most people. You seem to be enjoying yourself, so I shall not say much more, aside from the fact that you might be wasting your time.

4. You're a cool guy, but c'mon, loosen up a bit. I don't know if you're inherently the way you are, or just that something is dragging you back. I guess we should hang out more, but i think that's a given. Sometimes I can't tell if you're serious or joking, though.

5. There isn't much that can be said that I haven't already said to you. All I can say is, you need some ass--go get that ass. That and you'd be the biggest reason for why, and if ever, I'd move to Richmond. Now get some ass!

6. I've given you a hard time, and it wasn't fair. I think you are exceptional in many ways, but the ways in which you are not, have bothered me a lot. I don't think it matters because you have finally gotten exactly what you deserved. And I mean that in the most benevolent and sincerest way possible.

7. You did the right thing, buddy. You did it and I am proud of you. Someday I will let you know exactly what I thought of your decision to you in person, and you will know the Jeffmyster's scoop on the real deal face-to-face. Keep on rockin', bud.

8. You'd be a killer catch, even though you make bad jokes at times. You seem a bit reluctant about things, but I don't mind that. You seem to be intelligent and personable enough to get what you want, but I can only hope, for your sake, that you, yourself, know what it is.

9. You're not nearly as insolent as you present yourself. I am sure most people can guess who I am talking about already, but I will say it as I see it. You have the heart to do a lot more than you're doing right now, whatever it is you are doing. You may not reach your goal (whatever it may be), but I can see you never giving up. That, in itself, speaks louder than any words that can be spoken.

10. I've given you a hard time in the past, but I still stand by the fact that you deserved it. You mean more to me than certain people, but I am afraid you'll just never understand me the way some other people have. I guess that's the difference between good friends and great friends. Or to use a wise man's analogy of it: There's a difference between mayonnaise and miracle whip, and you, my friend, are the former--for life.

11. I don't know how you get what you get. I, sometimes, get irritated by your appearance and the fact that you appear to get more than me. That makes me sound jealous and despicable, but I assure you, that is how I think of you--sometimes. Sure, others like you, but I don't fancy you that much. You need to do something about that rash.

12. I give you a hard time over the net, but I hope you know that it's all in jest. I like watching you flare up, the same way people enjoy watching me flare up at you (or other people), but honestly, what I think of you is quite different than how it may seem otherwise. You're reasonably intelligent, and a bit jaded, but then again, who isn't. I still think you don't know shit when it comes to women, but I am sure you could direct that same notion about me.

13. You're a cool guy, and I can see why you're very personable around people. I think you're generous, but I guess there are some people that I just couldn't be close friends with, and you fall under that category. That's not meant to be an insult, but it is what it is.

14. I think--contrary to your own opinion--that your writing sucks, and if anyone ever told you it didn't, they're either talented liars and/or just plain bad friends. I don't know you well enough, but I think you're a decent guy. That being said, you've struck me as a bit stand-offish. But that's just my opinion, and we all know that I am always right.

15. You are a floater, but I will let you decide for yourself what I mean by that. I think you have the capability to be an exceptional friend, but you lose interest too quickly. You're a good person at heart, but a bit of a prude. I don't know what else to say, but there's definitely a missing piece to the puzzle. Hopefully you'll find it sooner rather than later.


I am sure I missed someone, but I don't care. There it is, I think I was far more fair this time than the last.

Later, fags.