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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Sanjaya Sanjaya Sanjaya!

No, the aforementioned title isn't a harmonious chant towards the infamous homosexual singer, but rather, a chant in absolute disappointment. I've gotta admit; When people were voting for Rory Fitzpatrick, I supported it. Not because he was a Canuck, but because I thought the all-star game was a bloody mockery of the NHL in itself, and it could've used a bit of entertainment. He didn't get through, and I guess people believed that was a fair call. The American Idol, however, is far greater than the fucking all-star game. I don't know what it is about Sanjaya that makes him so likable. Let's run through the details:

1. He's gay
2. He's brown
3. He's charming?
4. HE CAN'T SING!

I don't know. Let's suppose that list is accurate, are we to believe that he's being voted on by the masses, because he's a charming, brown fudge-packer (no pun intended) who can't sing worth the life of him?

Either that, or it's precisely the fact that he would be an unlikely candidate to win, or even make it this far, because he's THAT BAD. I haven't watched much idol this year, simply because the competition pales in comparison to the talent of last season. But suffice to say, Sanjaya is the absolute worst singer I've ever heard on American idol to even crack the top 10. And that is unquestionable.

Comments:
He's not a terrible singer but he's certainly not the strongest. Maybe all the brown people in the world are voting for him because they're all thinking "WHOOO!! Brown Pride!!" or someting ..
 
You mean, all the brown people in the US, right Angela?
 
Way to point out something useless Justin. Are you trying to take my title of "Useless Comments King", cause I ain't going down without a fight.

Gautam, you're just upset because
1. he's gay
2. He's Brown
3. He's Charming
and
4. He's not yours.
 
Well, no, not terrible. But relative to the other contestants and past contestants at this stage of the show, he's the worst, by far.

Reuben, stop reflecting your own inherent homosexuality.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXXQ7bi8kFs
 
LOL! you should see the "sanjaya makes little girl cry" bit. Man, oh man, that was god-fucking-awful. And the judges reactions were hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUmcih6XaUA&mode=related&search=
 
Yeah, I saw that episode. Pretty ridiculous. But that girl was crying for everybody. Not just Sanjaya.
 
Man, the way the host (Ryan whatever) says his name is nerve grinding.

It's common to hear asian names butchered by the english language, but when they're not even that hard to say and when you've heard the name pronounced correctly, how fucking hard is it to say 'sun' 'jai' 'ah'.

Seriously!?

And yeah, his cover of you really got me hurts. Here, have a better (cover) version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YRqkRmRocQ

Like Sanjaya, it has homosexual overtones (80's hair metal) as well, but unlike him, but it rocks hard.
 
Maybe it's because of Sanjaya's sister:

http://i13.tinypic.com/2qjf52c.jpg

thanks internet!
 
She's got one hell of a "prominent" forehead.
 
The internet rules.

http://i12.tinypic.com/43ek1te.gif
 
hey jeff... its me
i think it's pretty stupid that sanjaya is still on but i heard its mainly because of 2 things:
1) votefortheworst.com
2) Howard Stern promoting it

I'm pretty sure even Sanjaya knows that he is abosolute garbage, but he would be stupid to pull out because it would be the equivalent of losing 1 MIL. Anyhow, let me know what you think.
 
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