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Saturday, June 02, 2007

For some reason I have nothing to say. I always get this inherent feeling that something important is amiss, but it never gets out correctly. I am not sure how to describe what I feel inside at times, and at times nothing feels concrete even though I feel somewhat sagacious (yes, I stole that word from your blog, bitch).

I am a bit drunk, but I quite fancy the alcohol. I don't take pride in other people's misery, but sometimes I do, and today might just be one of those days.

Let's rant

There's this fucking nigger (yes, I said it) in 2 of my labs for 2 different classes and he's always a prick to me. I feel like calling him a slave-driven asshole that's acting out against me to intentionally vindicate his own racial shortcomings, but I always digress. Like Cartman says, "I am not going to hell, I am not black". It always gets me laughing.

Speaking of Southpark, it rules.

There's also this bitch named Allison that I fucking despise. Okay, that might be a bit strong, but she always has to disagree with me even if she knows I am right. Usually when she figures it out, she'll deviate onto something else. I hate these stringent cunts that take pride in pissing me off.

I feel the need to let off a little steam at people, but I never do. I used to blog about it instead because it gave me some peace of mind, but that doesn't work either, anymore.

Perhaps I am lacking the Reuben-wit that makes posts interesting. Perhaps nothing matters and I've once again concluded the meaninglessness of life and hereby decree my contempt for humanity.

Let's try and think of other things that piss me off:

I hate cheaters. Cheating at anything is despicable and if you're a cheater, I hope you die.

I hate bad influences. Perhaps since I am a bad influence some of the time, it gets to me that I became this way through torrid times.

I hate injustice, and I suffer a lot from it. I am sure that many others do, but this is about me, and it's always about me. You may find that statement to be banal and cocky, but I assure you that given the circumstance, you'd feel the same fucking way about yourself.

I loathe WildCat. It might be the worst fucking beer I've ever tasted and I loathe those who enjoy it--fucking posers.

I loathe hobos. Though I loathe people more--go figure.

I have a distinct hatred for brown-nosers. You assholes always had too much pride to stick up for yourselves, so you joined the ranks of much more maligned assholes within the hierarchy and conformed to their whimsy just to squash the rest of us into oblivion. Eat sodomites.

I think Nathaniel is a stupid name. Yes, I said it, no offense, Nathan.

I think religion has been imposed onto our own moral instincts for the sole purpose of precluding liberation.

I think the world will end, and we will all have The United States of America to blame. Damn them and their devilishly smart ways.

I'd have done the same bloody thing in their fucking position.

I think the worst people in the world are niggers, islamic extremists and uneducated jatts (sikh caste). They have a history of violence and deserve to be maimed.

I loathe trash. Trash is everywhere; mostly represented as human form.

I am out of wine.

Comments:
i think u do possess wit,,,reubenusque or otherwise ,,, i read ur blog ,its been now maybe 2-3 months,,like it,,too,,,
 
I might be better than you at the wit part, but you're leagues ahead of me when it comes to insight.

Wit is entertaining but disposable; insight is interesting and long-lasting.

That being said, there's different sorts of wit like anonymous said, and I just steal my material from everyone else.
 
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