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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

omgodness!

So there I am, this time fully clothed, when the door bell rings. I go to answer it, and it's this hot russian/bulgarian chick at the door. She asks to see my mom, and a few moments later I find out that she's the new cleaning lady. She's even hotter than the asian realtor. This never fucking happens to me. I was so horny I was prepared to beat off right then and there. No matter for spillage; after all, she is the cleaning lady.

Verryy naiice!

Comments:
Shit, do you ever live in a porno. Now all you need to do is get a job part time as a pizza boy. Then you can go door to door selling pizza and asking if they "want some extra sausage on that."
 
You should be all like:

"Yo Stella, I got something for you to clean in ma room...


...ma diack, with yo mouth."
 
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