Friday, February 08, 2008
Things that I hate.
Random things, yet again, seem to piss me off. They might seem small, but not when compared to your penis.
List of things that piss me off:
1. youtubers : Now, people in general are loathsome, hence, by inclusion, youtubers fit the bill; however, for some reason, I find them especially annoying. Here are a list of youtubers that piss me off, in no particular order:
a. fuckers that always say "first", being completely oblivious to the fact that at least 100 people must be watching the same fucking clip and must be typing it in at the same time. That shouldn't change the fact that it's a RANDOM FUCKING CLIP, and NO ONE CARES! The irony is that the first comment is usually the last to be seen after about 10 or so comments, since it displays in a reverse-chronological method, unless of course, if someone replies to an earlier comment. Either ways, it's neither intelligent nor insightful. The least you could do is hang yourself and post it on youtube for the amusement of everyone better than you, and by everyone, I mean me.
b. Idiots that always quote something funny that took place in the clip. You fuckers make me sick. It's no different than the plethora of morons trying to imitate funny people in real life, you have to do it repeatedly from a thousand miles away where, unfortunately, I can't rip out your eye sockets when you do it; hence, I have little choice but to give you a thumbs down, which shall unfortunately be rectified by the overt plethora of morons giving you the "thumbs up", which brings me to my next batch of hatred..
C. idiots that give the "thumbs up" to fags who quote the fucking clip! Yes, I understand that you found the clip funny, that doesn't mean every bag of shit repeating the quote will make them funny as well, because it doesn't; encouraging them is not only a natural irritant, but it is also gay; very very gay. I hope you get sodomized by an aroused horse.
2. Bill O'reilly: Few people genuinely piss me off; however...well actually no, that's a lie, a lot of people piss me off; however, few piss me off enough that I need to rant about their frivolously tiny penises, or in O'reilly's case: his brain--or both. I know everyone has taken their jabs at him and for good reasons: the guy is a complete cock sucking twat (no pun intended); he's influential for all the wrong reasons and he looks and sounds like ass: a flatulating ass. I say we throw him into a cesspool of sodomites and watch them denigrate his soul--ass-soul.
3. Ignoramuses: If you have an opinion, it sucks.
4. American and Western European Hierarchy: If it weren't for you sodomites, the world would never be the filth that it is today; thank you Christopher Columbus.
I've had a lot more, but I never remember them; perhaps I should write them down next time.
List of things that piss me off:
1. youtubers : Now, people in general are loathsome, hence, by inclusion, youtubers fit the bill; however, for some reason, I find them especially annoying. Here are a list of youtubers that piss me off, in no particular order:
a. fuckers that always say "first", being completely oblivious to the fact that at least 100 people must be watching the same fucking clip and must be typing it in at the same time. That shouldn't change the fact that it's a RANDOM FUCKING CLIP, and NO ONE CARES! The irony is that the first comment is usually the last to be seen after about 10 or so comments, since it displays in a reverse-chronological method, unless of course, if someone replies to an earlier comment. Either ways, it's neither intelligent nor insightful. The least you could do is hang yourself and post it on youtube for the amusement of everyone better than you, and by everyone, I mean me.
b. Idiots that always quote something funny that took place in the clip. You fuckers make me sick. It's no different than the plethora of morons trying to imitate funny people in real life, you have to do it repeatedly from a thousand miles away where, unfortunately, I can't rip out your eye sockets when you do it; hence, I have little choice but to give you a thumbs down, which shall unfortunately be rectified by the overt plethora of morons giving you the "thumbs up", which brings me to my next batch of hatred..
C. idiots that give the "thumbs up" to fags who quote the fucking clip! Yes, I understand that you found the clip funny, that doesn't mean every bag of shit repeating the quote will make them funny as well, because it doesn't; encouraging them is not only a natural irritant, but it is also gay; very very gay. I hope you get sodomized by an aroused horse.
2. Bill O'reilly: Few people genuinely piss me off; however...well actually no, that's a lie, a lot of people piss me off; however, few piss me off enough that I need to rant about their frivolously tiny penises, or in O'reilly's case: his brain--or both. I know everyone has taken their jabs at him and for good reasons: the guy is a complete cock sucking twat (no pun intended); he's influential for all the wrong reasons and he looks and sounds like ass: a flatulating ass. I say we throw him into a cesspool of sodomites and watch them denigrate his soul--ass-soul.
3. Ignoramuses: If you have an opinion, it sucks.
4. American and Western European Hierarchy: If it weren't for you sodomites, the world would never be the filth that it is today; thank you Christopher Columbus.
I've had a lot more, but I never remember them; perhaps I should write them down next time.
Comments:
How about people who say "Second!"?
And on second thought, if your comment is going to be retired to the bottom of the comments heap, why bother writing anything particularly insightful?
"I hope you get sodomized by an aroused horse." - LOL!
And Jamieson, I believe gautam set the record for sodomy references in a post when talking about Sodomy (appropriately enough) in post number 523b enititled, "Why Anal is so awesome?!"
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And on second thought, if your comment is going to be retired to the bottom of the comments heap, why bother writing anything particularly insightful?
"I hope you get sodomized by an aroused horse." - LOL!
And Jamieson, I believe gautam set the record for sodomy references in a post when talking about Sodomy (appropriately enough) in post number 523b enititled, "Why Anal is so awesome?!"
