So I am at work right now--once again--not actually doing my work. I am finding ways to slack off and get paid and I've been quite successful for the past 3 months doing precisely that on over 80% of my shifts. I am just waiting in the CPU lab while my mini laptop charges up, then I will go to my car and watch movies till my shift ends...or until my battery runs out, at which point, I will simply charge it up again and repeat the process. I also need to jerk off, but I'll do that later on. I've learned one valuable lesson while at SFU; whenever you need to take a huge dump, always use the women's bathroom. It's hella clean and the fact that you're not supposed to be in there makes the shit-sensation even more awesome. Infact, I think I'll go and use one right now.