cassius_clay13: so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
cassius_clay13: well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
cassius_clay13: so i helped him walk to the toilet
cassius_clay13: all the stalls were occupied
emoti_conartist: lol
cassius_clay13: bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
cassius_clay13: so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
cassius_clay13: and there's this guy in there taking a shit
emoti_conartist: hahahahahaha
cassius_clay13: and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
cassius_clay13: then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
cassius_clay13: so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
cassius_clay13: and runs away
cassius_clay13: imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER