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Thursday, August 07, 2008

Because your girlfriend is fat.

So I was just reading Jowen's blog. I usually abstain from reading anyone's blog whom I've never met--or only a couple times--however, everytime I have read it, I have been thoroughly interested. I like the idea that 4 people contribute to the blog. That way it has a far smaller chance of dying out and is almost constantly updated with more superfluous drivel. I wouldn't have minded starting something like that up with my group of bloggers; sadly, everyone I know sucks leonine testicles. Yes, that includes you.

I told someone today that their girlfriend was fat. It wasn't my fault. He asked me what I thought of her. I guess I could have lied, but why should I have? He asked ME, and hence I obliged with the truth. He wasn't upset about it; he just took it in stride.

Onto other news: Camping was awesome, though technically it wasn't really camping; however, semantics doesn't change the fact that I had an awesome time. Good to hang with a few buddies while getting drunk and pissed off at them because they can't comprehend the basics of monopoly. Good times.

My Serb co-worker has had a revelation. He's changed the majority of his personality because he didn't want to be hated by everyone around him. So now, his amicable transformation to a not-so-arrogant-but-still-a-prick Serb has landed him a girlfriend--with a co-worker who is attractive--and has paid off dividends for him in other areas as well. Though I can tell that he's still slightly embittered at the fact that I reported his Jewish ass. That's fine as long as he seems to have improved.

I don't really have much to report other than the fact that I hate you all. That and since I've lost my phone, I will be requiring your phone numbers. Unless I hate you, then don't bother posting it.

That is all.

Comments:
604-809-0714

Having a free-for-all kind of blog w/ everyone contributing sounds like an awesome idea. I'd be all for that.

Whatever happened to that picture blog? That was fun for a while...
 
I'll take part in this blog, although I can't promise I'll actually contribute to it. LOL.

Regarding your new cell phone: get a freakin' iPhone!
 
778-799-2711

I'll contribute, but don't get all like jealous when I outshine you all with my poo stories.
 
dombass. It's 899, not 799. Good thing I had memorized your number already.

I have added you all to the blogosphere. You may now post at will.
 
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