I was pretty bored today (still am) and I found a clothing tape-measurer and decide to measure my waist. Upon doing so, I have come to the conclusion that I am fat. I should have realized it sooner when I couldn't fit into many of my old pants (need to buy new ones desperately), not to mention my up-and-coming beer gut becoming more and more noticeable, but the fact remains, I am fat. about 5 years back, when I had a noticeable six-pack and my jeans would be somewhat loose, I had about a 30 inch waist. I considered that to be normal, but now I have ballooned up to nearly a 36 inch waist. It's ridiculously insane. I mean, I used to make fun of those with 36+ inch waists for most of them were fat. Though I don't look fat, I am. This is proof. Though having said that, I have also gained about a good 25 lbs since 5 years ago, so perhaps it was inevitable. Still, 36, fuck.