Thursday, November 06, 2008
well then...
Today rather pissed me off, I would say. There's this dispatcher at work who is ruthlessly mean at times. It doesn't bother me if someone is mean at times; however, this bitch is a fucking cunt. First off, there's nothing wrong with the word cunt. As Louis C.K and I both agree, "cunt" is a lovely word and it's unfortunate that society has deemed it unacceptable. In this case, however, I mean "cunt" in the worst fucking way possible. I must've handled the most difficult aspects of my job flawlessly today. I mean, I did an impeccable job dealing with impounds and traffic tickets--which tend to be the most important aspects because money is involved--yet when someone came up to the information desk looking to find a particular place on campus that I had never heard of, the dispatcher gave me hell for not looking to find it in the right place. The conversation went something like this
Customer: I am trying to find this place called "Ietls"
Me: *trying to help the person by finding out more about what she's talking about because I don't have a fucking clue*
Heather the whore: *walks up to my station, opens the directory, uses cntrl+F to locate that* "give her this information"
So after the customer leaves, heather-the-whore bitches like a mutated twat, "this is unacceptable; you made me come all the way there to do something that was really simple; can't you do anything right?"
And naturally I was beyond insulted but didn't say anything because she is, indeed, a fucking mutant. All the bitch had to do was tell me to find it in the department listings and I'd have done it in 2 seconds. Sorry, you scathing twat, I wasn't aware of what the customer meant by "ietls" and didn't exactly even know if it was on campus. A lot of times people come in asking for directions not even on campus without even a proper address so what the fuck am I to assume. I wanted to bitch at her sooo badly, but I didn't. I said fuck it, and let it go. Funny thing is, she's actually made other people almost cry. I kinda felt like crying, but I knew I'd done a good enough job even though I didn't get one iota of appreciation. FUCK THAT STUPID FAT CUNT!
Customer: I am trying to find this place called "Ietls"
Me: *trying to help the person by finding out more about what she's talking about because I don't have a fucking clue*
Heather the whore: *walks up to my station, opens the directory, uses cntrl+F to locate that* "give her this information"
So after the customer leaves, heather-the-whore bitches like a mutated twat, "this is unacceptable; you made me come all the way there to do something that was really simple; can't you do anything right?"
And naturally I was beyond insulted but didn't say anything because she is, indeed, a fucking mutant. All the bitch had to do was tell me to find it in the department listings and I'd have done it in 2 seconds. Sorry, you scathing twat, I wasn't aware of what the customer meant by "ietls" and didn't exactly even know if it was on campus. A lot of times people come in asking for directions not even on campus without even a proper address so what the fuck am I to assume. I wanted to bitch at her sooo badly, but I didn't. I said fuck it, and let it go. Funny thing is, she's actually made other people almost cry. I kinda felt like crying, but I knew I'd done a good enough job even though I didn't get one iota of appreciation. FUCK THAT STUPID FAT CUNT!
Comments:
You should make her miserable by fucking with her mind. It's much more satisfying than straight up bitching her out.
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