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Thursday, November 06, 2008

well then...

Today rather pissed me off, I would say. There's this dispatcher at work who is ruthlessly mean at times. It doesn't bother me if someone is mean at times; however, this bitch is a fucking cunt. First off, there's nothing wrong with the word cunt. As Louis C.K and I both agree, "cunt" is a lovely word and it's unfortunate that society has deemed it unacceptable. In this case, however, I mean "cunt" in the worst fucking way possible. I must've handled the most difficult aspects of my job flawlessly today. I mean, I did an impeccable job dealing with impounds and traffic tickets--which tend to be the most important aspects because money is involved--yet when someone came up to the information desk looking to find a particular place on campus that I had never heard of, the dispatcher gave me hell for not looking to find it in the right place. The conversation went something like this

Customer: I am trying to find this place called "Ietls"
Me: *trying to help the person by finding out more about what she's talking about because I don't have a fucking clue*
Heather the whore: *walks up to my station, opens the directory, uses cntrl+F to locate that* "give her this information"

So after the customer leaves, heather-the-whore bitches like a mutated twat, "this is unacceptable; you made me come all the way there to do something that was really simple; can't you do anything right?"

And naturally I was beyond insulted but didn't say anything because she is, indeed, a fucking mutant. All the bitch had to do was tell me to find it in the department listings and I'd have done it in 2 seconds. Sorry, you scathing twat, I wasn't aware of what the customer meant by "ietls" and didn't exactly even know if it was on campus. A lot of times people come in asking for directions not even on campus without even a proper address so what the fuck am I to assume. I wanted to bitch at her sooo badly, but I didn't. I said fuck it, and let it go. Funny thing is, she's actually made other people almost cry. I kinda felt like crying, but I knew I'd done a good enough job even though I didn't get one iota of appreciation. FUCK THAT STUPID FAT CUNT!

Comments:
I think you should cry in the "Richard" sense of the world all over her face.
 
You should make her miserable by fucking with her mind. It's much more satisfying than straight up bitching her out.
 
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